Every lunch ladies anthem?

...say my name say my name

Oh RiRi....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leK4eoqwmfU&ob=av2e

I. HATE. FACEBOOK.

It's just a giant bitch page.
People use it to complain about other people or other people complaining.
Girls use it as an excuse to have multiple photo albums of themselves, which is nothing but conceited and vein.
Nobody ever has status update that's any good
It's giving me a headache just thinking about having it pulled up in another browser.
Maybe I'll deactivate it?
yeah, it's not like i really use it?
plus, it's rather annoying and dumb.
I. HATE. FACEBOOK.
Favorite Books? "I hate to read?"
Hate to read or just to dumb?
"GLEE GLEE GLEE <3"
could you shut the fuck up?
hold on, somebody else has uploaded a picture of themself with a generic quote about making it through life.
"The hardest choices tend to be the best <3"
what the hell does that have to do with your bathroom mirror?
What possible major life decision could have been decided in your bathroom at 8:47 on a Monday?
I. HATE. FACEBOOK.
"can we please keep it classy?"
why? you're about as classy as a vegas call-girl at 2 A.M
"the girls at harrison are just dirt bitches with no pride."
you're one of them
"your a dick"
NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
oh, somebody uploaded another picture of themself
34 people like it
oh. my. god.
now it wont load
yup
Facebook mobile was crafted with the hands of satan
now it loaded
NOTHING HAPPENED.
why do i care?
I already checked that notification
please go away
you won't?
then I will.
I. HATE. FACEBOOK.

This is what I hate

1. This study hall
2. these dumb school laptops that freeze anytime you have more than two screens up
3. The people is this study hall
4. This study hall
5. French Class
6. This study hall
7. These school laptops
8. this study hall
9. this study hall
10. this study hall
11. this damn study hall

I really hate this study hall. SO MUCH. I've put on my grunge Pandora and will sit here in an angry angst untill that blissfull bell releases me from this captive hell.

How to be KStew

Step 1: hate the world
Step 2: hate yourself
Step 3: have higher expectations from the world than you should have so you have more reasons to be mad
Step 4: don't make any facial features, at all.

high, I'm Courtney Love

1. Violet

2. Pretty on the Inside

3. Plump

4. Mrs. Jones

5. Dying

6. Awful

7. Jennifer's Body

8. Loaded

9. Gutless

10. Teenage Whore

I love Courntey Love and Hole. 

The worst part of learning a new langauge?

When you learn adjectives and the teachers just expect you to hate on Britney. Well I love her, It's Britney bitch.

"Don't go chasing Waterfalls/No scrubs/Creep/Scrubs?other cliche TLC titles?"

"TLC is one of the defining threads in the caridgan that is the african american community. No matter how much you hate a bitch, Everybody loves TLC."

there ain't a bitch in the world that hates these women, yes women, not bitches. Classic 90s. Classic everything. Far to often i find mysefl resisting the urge to go up to groups of black girls in Wal-Mart and ask "Do you like the song Waterfalls by TLC?" yet i resist as much as I can. TLC is the bomb.

p.s- RIP lisa "left eye" lopes

I Love Caitlin Cooper

                                                                            



The baddest  classiest bitch. ever.

Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen

"I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen."

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but i cant help it that im a Kardash.

 I am so  sick of all the Kim K hate. so here is my quote to all the Kimmie K haters....

"FUCK YOU."





"Sometimes when I miss you, I put those records on."

"In another life, I would make you stay. So I don't have to say

you were the one that got away."

Cruel Intentions

What teens were doing on The UES in the 90s, before Gossip Girl. 

Oh Avril,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1-sitWRtY&feature=related



somehow you will always be able to identify with every single teen emotion, no matter how old you get

Nicki Minaj is like ketchup...

alone, she is terrible.

but with somebody, she just makes it a little better.

"...and the worst. Beware of the plastics."

Remember the Cafeteria scene from Mean Girls? you know. Asian Nerds, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings. Well as i was talking with Julia this morning I decided that its time we update that list. Here are just a few new "lunch tables" that have emereged within the last few years or so..

• Scene kidz who aren't scene
• Pretty girls who drink Red Bull
• Really happy blonde girls
• Kids who obnxiously gage their ears
• non-sad emo kids
• phyiscally dirty girls
• Mexican girls all named Maria.
• attractive smart girls
• girls who dress like high class prostitutes
• hygienically challeneged kids
• girls who think denim on denim is fashionable (this includes you jean jacket girl!)

and that's pretty much it.

p.s- this study hall has become an interment camp

those are just more groups needed to categorize this school of ours.

"haven't you heard?"

"I'm the crazy bitch around here."

I love Blair Cornelia Waldorff.

"but you're like really pretty?"

"So you agree?"

"What?"

"You think you're really pretty?"